Since I have been single all my life – to just beyond forty, I have learned some things about dating and had some interesting experiences along the way. I’ve also wished I could share some insight and tips. This is my chance — I feel so many are basic which led me to create the ABCs of dating – well, with my experiences and views.
A for Assumptions
A lot of people think being single is exciting and full of adventure, like on television shows such as Friends or Sex and the City. This is so untrue. But it helps us start out the alphabet with A for Assumptions. It’s amazing how things you think should be automatic or assumed just can’t be assumed. For instance, a friend recently went on a date with a nice man who was educated and funny. She found out on the date that he had a criminal record due to child pornography. Oops.
It’s amazing that we have to ask so many questions before going out on a date rather than assume that the person we are seeing does not have a criminal record. (There is a lot more on this later, in Q for Questions.)
Another assumption I tend to have when dating is that the men I meet or who are interested are in fact single. Unfortunately, in the 21st century, or maybe it’s because I’m beyond my mid-twenties, lots of married men are out there looking. We’ll get to that later though, in M for Married Men and a Certain Meme.
B for Boundaries
So anyway, it seems like you always have to keep your guard up, because who knows what crazy thing will come out of left field and take you by surprise. And that is why it is important to have boundaries. That’s B for Boundaries, by the way. In addition to establishing your own boundaries, you also have to require respect for them, all while respecting your date’s.
I don’t like to be tickled mercilessly. Call me crazy, I like to breathe. It’s annoying and a potential deal-breaker when a date decides it would be great fun to discover my ticklish spots and begin “tickle torture”. (I have an older sister and experience in this matter, which is why I call it “tickle torture”.)
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C for Church
So many things start with C. Cookie, of course, and I am a big fan of Cookie Monster. But let’s not get distracted (there are no cookies around as I write this). I have been a church-going Christian all my life, so I will call this C for Church. Here’s another disclaimer: In this ABCs series, there are multiple times I discuss Christians. Just like in any group of people, there are some stinkers and also wonderful, amazing people, so please don’t think because of my discussions of the stinkers that all Christians fall in that category.
I attended a church singles group in my twenties, but I emerged still single. That has led to other issues – generally speaking, the well-behaved married men are uncomfortable conversing with a single woman. Married women see us as a threat sometimes. But worst of all, there are married men who are looking to provide, ahem, comfort to single women – yes, even at church. But again, we’ll cover that later.
D for Domestic Discipline
Interestingly, it was through my church network that I happened upon a captivating notion. The idea was spanking in a consenting romantic relationship, which is something I found titillating since reading a scene in a Harlequin romance novel in high school. This domestic style was whispered about among women I knew, and well, curiosity killed the cat and I had to research it.
My research revealed it to be a bit abusive, where a woman agrees to certain rules and expectations, and if she disobeys or fails to meet an expectation, she may be spanked or some other punishment may be given. Another punishment is writing lines, like “I will not lie to my husband”. Can you imagine writing that out longhand one thousand times? More consequences can be having to give up a special outing like a concert or a manicure/pedicure or a reduction in spending money.
Sometimes the rules and expectations are unreasonable, like when the HOH (Head of Household) gives his wife an awkward choice – i.e., if you do this, then you will be in trouble for reason A, but if you choose not to, you will still be in breach of the requirement for reason B, and you will still have to suffer.
Another negative is when the wife basically gave up being a mature adult, because no matter what horribly immature, selfish or rude thing she said or did to another, she wasn’t responsible for her own behavior. It was her husband’s job to essentially be her parent.
It has been presented in the media (Fifty Shades of Grey) as only a bedroom (or red room) game, but it was presented to me by a potential date as a lifestyle choice and absolutely not an enjoyable game. We know every rose has its thorn. Metaphorically speaking, this man showed me the thorns and forgot to tell me about the roses. That relationship never happened. So yes, my view of it is pretty negative.